My, what a peculiar request. It seems our encounter has left you with an unusual desire to defecate. Waste no time and attend to your needs promptly, for I have more exciting activities planned for you today. Go on, bear down and release. I’ll lend a hand, or rather, my fingers, to assist you. Ah, there it is! It appears you have a penchant for unconventional acts. Rest assured, I’ll cater to your unique preferences.