In a peculiar mood today, I found myself chatting into the camera while taking my morning poop, as if I were a YouTube vlogger. The video begins with me naked, yawning widely and massaging my soft, fair breasts, deliberating on the most comfortable position to evacuate my bowels for your viewing pleasure.
Ultimately, I choose to squat with my feet resting on the toilet seat. This position offers a clear view of my breasts, pussy, and anus, making it easy for me to provide close-up shots. As I begin to push, the video captures a lengthy turd exiting and splitting apart upon contact with the toilet bowl. Today, let us appreciate the simple pleasures in life!