Seeking motivation? Desiring to become a toilet servant? I don’t bestow the honor of consuming my abundant outputs on just anyone. Prospective slaves must undergo rigorous physical and psychological trials before they are promoted to complete consumption. Here is a first-person perspective of what novices witness on their inaugural day of full consumption. You must be prepared for a diet of excrement from this day forward, or you will be banished from my presence permanently. Practice Makes Perverse – DIG IN.