Help, I’m so desperate! I need to rush to the restroom immediately or I’m going to have a major accident. I was wriggling in class for what seemed like an eternity, and now I can finally make a break for it. I dash to the bathroom, take a seat on the toilet, and let out a massive, thick, warm, and pungent load. Oops, I forgot to lift the lid… Well, I guess I get to savor my log even more now!