As your photoshoot assistant, I reveal to you all the photos we took during the shoot of me in a seductive green dress. As I go through the photos, I tease you by sharing how, in every pose, I was on the brink of a poo. I describe in detail how I could feel the poo pressing against my butthole.
My need to poo becomes unbearable, and I squat down in front of you, releasing a massive poo. The relief on my face is evident as I am finally able to let go.