While engaged in a phone conversation with a friend, the urge to defecate struck me on the balcony. Disregarding the option of using the bathroom, I chose to relieve myself right there. The fresh air felt so invigorating, providing a refreshing contrast to my heated body. To my surprise, I discovered someone was recording a video of my act. Very well, since you have a fascination for my excrement, take a good look. Pay close attention, for if I catch you, I will not hesitate to plunge your face directly into my feces.