Today is a special day for you, as you get to indulge in a unique dish – a cocktail of piss and shit, served in a toilet bowl. Be sure to swallow every last drop, and eat and drink everything. Our loyal slave, Maya, will ensure that you don’t miss a thing, and she’ll even spit into your bowl of shit. Today, you get to savor the ultimate delicacy. You love my shit, don’t you? It’s delicious. Don’t move, or I’ll take the clamps off your nipples. You’ve been squeaking all this time. Now, say thank you to us for this delicious breakfast, shit eater. See how we take care of you.