Chika has a penchant for leaving her toilet needs until the last possible moment. I find myself observing her rush from a distance, struggling to lower her soiled undergarments and positioning her rounded derriere above my face. Her butt, heart-shaped and alluring, is but a precursor to the true spectacle: her resplendent anus. A man’s fist could easily find a home there, and a turd the size of a small dog could make its debut at any moment. Chika takes great pleasure in birthing her “turd puppies”. But today, the colossal head of her latest creation suggests that she is about to unleash a “yellow ANACONDA” – a foul-smelling beast reminiscent of rancid yogurt and spoiled meats. A fart from Chika fills the entire bathroom, and I eagerly savor the aroma. She writhes in anticipation before expelling the massive, yellow excrement from her bowels. The turd makes a squelching sound as it is squeezed, before rolling down my face and into my waiting mouth.