The Checkered Woman is a force to be reckoned with when she decides to go. She boasts a plush, unkempt pubic region that she neglects to clean, resulting in a darker, unwashed appearance. Her nether regions emit a pungent mix of sour and salty aromas. Her farts are deafening, and they always precede a generous, syrupy golden shower, providing enough liquid to bathe in. Her flawlessly round anus timidly protrudes half an inch before fully exposing itself, offering a magnificent view of her compacted excrement attempting to break free. Her feces are a blend of golden yellow and orange, and are soft and mushy in texture. They stack neatly on top of one another, only to spill in all directions upon hitting the toilet’s immaculate surface. She releases several more sections, each accompanied by a satisfying plopping sound and a powerful acidic scent of internal organs.