We await the arrival of the paypig. Upon his entrance, he must kneel on the frigid floor, receiving a welcoming slap of saliva to the face! It is almost comical how he tries to lick the spittle from his visage. It is utterly hilarious. Show us your wallet. What is this? On the credit summary, one or two zeros seem to be missing from the end of the figure! I am utterly astounded. He can keep his meager funds. As punishment, he receives kicks and slaps to the face, further humiliation with additional spittle applied to his unattractive countenance and filthy boots for him to lick. Now, perhaps he understands our priorities!