Ah, my dearest receptacle, have you missed me, the prodigious provider of life’s most delectable offerings? I’ve returned, bearing a banquet for your eagerly awaiting oral cavity. Prepare to receive your morning feast as I generously spit into your welcoming maw. I am disappointed by your lack of vocal gratitude, but I shall not hold it against you.
It seems you have not yet reveled in the exquisite pleasure of self-indulgence. Fear not, for I have taken the liberty of selecting a soundtrack to accompany your newfound pastime, ensuring that your experience is not marred by the intrusion of unwanted thoughts. Now, open wide and allow me to fill that void within you. There is truly no greater satisfaction than relieving oneself into the eagerly accepting orifice of a most devoted servant.
Go on, partake in this glorious bounty, for I have prepared a truly monumental repast. Alas, my cherished latrine, it appears that you are becoming somewhat obstructed. Fear not, for I shall assist you in overcoming this minor setback. I shall employ the use of a certain implement to help guide the remnants of this feast down your eager gullet.
Lie back and savor the lingering aftertaste, for I shall return anon. Indeed, I have promised to pay you another visit today, and I am a being of my word. You shall have a most delightful day, filled with the savory flavors of my most fragrant excretions.
And now, my dear, it is time for the second course of this most delectable midday meal. Open wide, and allow me to fill your waiting maw with the warm, soft textures of my most recent repast. Swallow, my dear, and do not tarry, for there is more yet to come. I shall soon satiate your thirst with a most refreshing chaser, as I cleanse my inner sanctum and share the bounty with you.
Embrace the warmth as it fills your very core, and know that I have saved the best for last. Indeed, my beloved spouse has returned from their business endeavors, eager to partake in this most intimate of experiences. Rest assured, my dear latrine, that their offering shall be plentiful and of the highest quality. So do not close your eager mouth, for they shall soon fill it with their own unique blend of sticky, fragrant delights. Prepare yourself, my dear, for an unforgettable dining experience, the likes of which you have never before experienced.