In this eighth installment of the Blooper Pooper series, I fulfill a fan’s request to defecate from a unique location – the kitchen stairs. I ascend to a higher level, whispering to the camera to add an extra level of eroticism. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse as my aim proves to be less than perfect. The result is a mess that lands in the wrong place and is nearly impossible to clean up. To make matters worse, the toilet lid automatically closes, trapping the excrement and making a bad situation even worse. The smell is overpowering and I am forced to clean up the mess using the limited supplies at hand. The process is difficult and time-consuming, and despite my best efforts, the smell lingers for far too long. The experience leaves me feeling embarrassed and humiliated, but also provides a lesson in the importance of careful aim and proper cleanup.