The opera singer waits outside my door, hoping to indulge in a taboo act. I first assess his vocal abilities, but they seem mundane. Perhaps, a golden shower would help bring out his true potential. Before I begin, I hoist him up with a rope, treating him like a mere beast. I then spit into his mouth, to which he accepts without resistance. He swallows every drop of my urine without protest, showing his eagerness to please.