Can he be serious?! This pitiful and unsightly loser was caught looking at lewd photos on his phone and pleasuring himself in public, inside his car. Neither me nor Carmen Fire found it amusing, so we decided to teach him a lesson. We promptly seized the opportunity to overpower him and stow him away in the trunk of his own car, making him our kidnap victim. Upon reaching our destination, we wasted no time in meting out his just deserts. We mercilessly crushed his worthless balls with our boots, hoping to quell his insatiable desires. He had erred greatly by indulging in self-gratification using our photos without our consent. Such a perverted wretch!