My toilet bowl will never forget the birthday party I hosted, where four women and I fed him our waste. Yesterday, he was treated to a buffet of our shit and piss. And this morning, I filled his mouth with a massive pile of my own feces, his “toilet mouth” stretched to its limit. But he showed gratitude, allowing me to feed him each piece with my own hands. Be thankful, for this is just the beginning. This time, you consumed every morsel of shit from my house for three days. Next time, you will reside in my toilet for two weeks, devouring whatever comes out of my ass and anyone else I choose, day after day. You have never eaten so much shit before, but you will, and you will continue to do so.