Yesterday, my toilet bowl served four women, consuming our waste and drinking our urine. And this morning, I filled his mouth with a massive pile of feces, his toilet mouth stretched to the limit. But he remained grateful, allowing me to feed him my excrement piece by piece. Be thankful, toilet, for I provide you with such intimate sustenance. Know that this is merely the beginning. This time, you consumed all waste in my home for three days, but next time, I shall leave you in my toilet for two weeks. You will eat whatever leaves my ass and anyone else I desire, day after day. Your mouth has never experienced such a feast, but it will, and still more.