Yesterday, a special servant was invited to a birthday party of four women. His duties included consuming their excrement and urine. This morning, the hostess defecated a massive pile of waste into the servant’s mouth, causing his “toilet mouth” to nearly crack from the sheer volume. However, she kindly assisted him, carefully feeding him the waste piece by piece. Be grateful, servant, for being hand-fed by your mistress. This was only the beginning, as the servant was made to consume all the waste in the house for three days. Next time, he will be confined in the toilet for two weeks, consuming whatever waste comes out of the hostess and her guests’ bodies, day after day. He has never consumed so much waste before, but he will, and even more still.