Today, I experienced a truly remarkable moment in the bathroom. Ah, the beauty of nature’s call! What a wonderful shit it was, featuring all consistencies at once. A true marvel to behold. My dear fans who appreciate such delights, you would have been in awe.
And the aroma, oh my, what a splendid scent! A true testament to the art of digestion. It’s a shame you couldn’t be there to savor the moment with me. But rest assured, I will remember this moment fondly, and share it with you in spirit.