I am residing in an Indian hotel, having recently recovered from a severe bout of food poisoning. After several diarrhea-free days, I was aware that this evacuation would be substantial. Overcome with constipation and desperation, I crawled on the floor. My sensitive abdomen pleaded for relief. The urgency was so overwhelming that it was unbearable, even for me! I defecated the colossal excrement on the floor at that very moment. I admired the sizable feces and inhaled the potent aroma deeply. Oh, it reeked strongly and peculiarly! Yet, I couldn’t resist the urge to sniff it more. I even started to take pleasure in the smell. I think I’ll leave it here to permeate the hotel room with my delectable excremental stench!