VIDEO REQUEST
Greetings, latrine! Are you prepared to carry out your duties? Today, I am packed with so much waste, I am going to inundate you with all the excrement I will produce in a short while. If you don’t consume it promptly, you will perish, choking on feces. I couldn’t care less; tomorrow, I will have another latrine in your place. Don’t plead, don’t weep – that’s your job, to receive kilos of waste daily without uttering a word. The toilet doesn’t converse; it waits for me to defecate. You are worthless, less than my waste. Well, it’s time to empty my stomach.
After defecating, I’ll exclaim, “Wow, I feel like taking a picture right away! I’ve submerged you; your face is no longer visible, only feces.” I warned you I would produce a lot, but I didn’t think it would be this much. I’m quite pleased with the result. Toilet, do you want to know the menu from last night? As you can see, the portions were generous. So, you too can savor the same dishes as me.
Well, I’m going to take a delightful shower now; you remain there and finish it off. Have a filthy fine day!