Face down, ass up. That’s the position you’ll take to eat my shit.
Everyone desires to taste my delectable asshole, but who among them dares to ask? This man dared to request to lick my asshole. Witness as I teach him a valuable and terrifying lesson. If you crave my ass so much, then you must learn to worship the very worst parts of it first. No visuals, no comfort, no time. Face down and consume.