This feeding is casual and conversational, as Mr. Piggy is incredibly fond of my derriere. His obsession is so intense, it’s easy to forget that he’s actually consuming my waste! After doing it so many times, it’s become second nature to him – just like taking a walk in the park. Don’t you wish you were my personal pet, eager to eat poo whenever I feel the slightest stomach rumble? Stopping by to lay beneath me and open wide for whatever may emerge? Some of it may miss his mouth, but I make sure to feed it to him myself.