Become my Shithole. I have come to the sudden realization that I am in the throes of a severe bowel movement emergency. Fortunately, you are in the right place at the right time to assist me in this endeavor. Prepare yourself for an exceptionally long and pungent turd, complete with diarrhea, to make its way out of me. This is going to be quite the ordeal, filled with stink and mess. But alas, it must be done.