This morning, I’m urgently in need of relieving myself! I can feel the weight of my imminent bowel movement, ready to exit my body. There’s no time for dilly-dallying, my toilet is prepared to receive heaps of waste.
I had a meal of chicken and potatoes, and now it’s their turn to be consumed, hot and pungent. Despite its enormity, it will all be ingested without a hitch. And just a few seconds later, I can sense that a dessert-like second serving is on its way too, hah!
One final log for him, right into his generously open mouth! Now, CLEAN ME up!