Training to be a Shitty Actor

To become a successful actor, it is crucial to practice and gain experience through castings. Even if you are a mediocre actor, there is still a chance for you to land a leading role. This film will provide you with the opportunity to become a famous shitty actor, just as you have always dreamed. Upon watching this video, you are required to report to me for a casting. Your debut role will be a simple one – you will have to eat excrement and express gratitude. This task plays to your strengths, as I am aware of your love for consuming waste. This is your destiny, and it is essential that you purchase this film and prepare for your role. The individual who starred in this film entered a contest on Twitter and was given the opportunity for a free session and performance. They traveled 500 kilometers just to consume a substantial amount of my excrement. Watch this video and imagine yourself in their place, as you are expected to apply now because spots are limited. Remember, your previous life is over, and from this day forward, you are a human toilet.

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