As a busy individual, I require a peculiar pastime to maintain my sanity. In my situation, I maintain a mistress on the side, who willingly provides me with the objects of my intense desire: scat and vomit. Indeed, I live for every last drop of her repulsive bodily excretions. At this moment, a jet of vomit burst from her mouth, drenching me, just as I crave. Subsequently, she removes her soiled undergarments, compelling me to cleanse the foul-smelling scat from it with my tongue.