Your manhood is insufficient… minuscule! So petite that it’s an affront to all men with respectable endowments – and to women – that you can even stroll around openly with such a diminutive feature. Missy Van Licks, Miss Kasha and I are performing a public service today, as we are confining you in a chastity cage – permanently! For a man of your stature, we require a special noobsize cage. Shame on you! Behold what men with adequate cocks can possess: our seductive latex-clad derrieres! You, however, are only permitted to gaze. Your impotence is useless to us!