This sluggard had the audacity to fall asleep on MY sofa! I awaken him, hurl insults, and command him to remain right where he is, lying down. Now, I’ll seize the opportunity to amuse myself… I leap with all my might and weight onto the sofa, over and over, sitting on him – on his abdomen and even his face. By sitting on his face, I momentarily rob him of breath, and then jump back, adding a few kicks and face stomps. In essence, he’s a mere sack of potatoes, and I’m reveling in the destruction.