While peacefully lounging on my sofa, an unexpected noise startles me, revealing an unwelcome intruder stealing my wallet. Without hesitation, I knock this trespasser down, pinning him with my feet, crushing his throat and face. This miscreant has picked the wrong house, and I don’t call the police. Instead, I bind him, taking him captive, and begin a special form of retribution. I dominate him, sitting on him, restricting his breath with my hands, but it’s not enough. I now stand over him, using my feet to deprive him of breath, pressing on his neck until he turns purple. I allow him to breathe, only to crush his head with my feet, pressing together until he’s left with no choice but to submit. He’s now under my complete control, promising to have learned his lesson, vowing never again to steal from homes.