My friend, Victoria Colonna, and I are dressed in country gear as we prepare for a ride today. We will be using Victoria’s oldest, yet finest, pony. She demonstrates the pony’s impressive training, showcasing its ability to perform various gaits, whinny on command, rear up, and even execute dressage movements. The pony also shines our boots at the end of the ride and has remarkable endurance. Despite the demanding exercises and our increasing exhaustion, the pony remains steadfast and loyal, now licking Victoria’s Texan boots.