Descending the stairs in everyday attire and flats, our mat is already laid out. We tread on him, utilizing him to clean our soles. We approach the bar counter and command him to roll up to our location (his rounded shape is ideal). We all tread on him, and the party begins. We all trample on him together, taking turns doing a catwalk, delivering stomps, kicks, and jumping on him. The fool drops some coins, and I begin to humiliate him for his poverty as well. Not entirely satisfied, we aim to make the party even more exhilarating and agonizing for this doormat. We roll him up to a raised surface once more, and from there, we initiate a series of jumps with and without shoes on his belly. With only socks, we even step on his face. Just before departing, we sit and then stand, delivering bursts of kicks together until he is dazed. I’d say we’ve undoubtedly crushed him; what do you think?