What a fool! A desperate man crawls to my feet, offering a thousand dollars for the privilege of inhaling my scent. However, I take pleasure in the appearance of my feet, adorned with sexy heels, and I am reluctant to remove them. Therefore, I inform him that he may lick the sole of my shoe instead. To make things more interesting, I might have stepped in dog waste during a lunch date. Enjoy! (And what a fool, he actually paid $1,100!)