A devoted caviar slave visits his mistress first thing in the morning for his regular serving of the prized treat. I prepare a fresh batch, defecating on a plate to present it in all its glory. The initial idea was to combine the feces with urine in a funnel, yet the excrement proved too dense to travel through the tube. Therefore, I introduced an insignificant object for the slave to consume, followed by having him drink from the funnel containing water and feces.