I was feeling under the weather, suffering from a common cold. Opting against traditional remedies, I decided to explore an alternative treatment method – using my own feces. To my surprise, it didn’t taste as unpleasant as I had imagined. I began to understand why my feces-eating partner is so fond of and constantly craves consuming my waste. I miss him dearly, and spend my evenings creating feces molds, fantasizing about defecating inside him. He smacks his lips, chews, and swallows every bit of my feces.