Throughout the entire night, I experienced frequent episodes of diarrhea. The excrement was both sweet and foul-smelling, with audible cracking and flatulence noises accompanying its release from my rear end. Accompanying this bout of diarrhea was a strong stream of urine, creating a spectacular “golden shower” effect. For your viewing pleasure, I have captured three videos from this memorable night. For those of you who harbor secret desires to be in such close proximity to the source of these events, this is truly a must-see show. I have an unabashed love for diarrhea, and I extend my appreciation to all of you who share in this fascination with me.