Today marks a special day off, a time where I am served by two devoted, living toilets. Their faces reflect their embarrassment, yet they are eager to please, consuming my excrement straight from the source, their eyes locked in a mixture of shame and envy. They crave more, they yearn for exclusivity, aching to savor the feast on their own. It is no surprise that I have trained one of them to be an expert cocksucker, a true oral aficionado. Today, he will have the honor of servicing a real phallus. His skills have truly blossomed, transforming him into a reliable sperm collector. I will continue to guide him in his education, ensuring he becomes a true connoisseur of semen.