Welcome, dearest feces connoisseur, for today you shall take on a new role. Dive into the bathtub and prepare to catch my excrement as it emerges from my anus – I am far too comfortable to leave my throne just yet. Ah, the thrill of defecating underwater! My cocoa-colored missile is now in the battlefield, ready to be captured by your mouth. Observe its impressive size and sharpness. Bite into it and consume it, for it is your morning meal.