Oh, you’ve started eating without my permission? What a naughty one you are. Assume the position and hold the vase. I’m about to prepare a wholesome, nutritious breakfast for you: watermelon and a surprise delicacy. Here, have a bunch of these fragrant morsels. Now, open wide and eat up. You live under my roof, and you’ll be consuming my special meals every day. Make sure you clean your plate.
While you’re enjoying your meal, it seems like you have the urge to relieve yourself. How convenient. Eat and defecate. Defecate and remember to thank your Mistress for this delightful, nourishing breakfast.