My dearest shit-eater,
Today, you have indulged in a substantial mound of pasta-infused excrement. Now, it’s time for a sweet finale and a special treat – a cocktail of my shit and piss, a concoction you have yet to experience. Go ahead, drink the dregs, my loyal toilet. Very soon, you will be consuming every ounce of shit and piss in this household, becoming the family’s exclusive lavatory, relishing in the excrement of every member.