Kneel behind me and carefully extract the hidden gems from my bottom with your skilled hands. Delicately place them in your mouth, savoring each morsel. More, continue to pull and consume, relishing my delectable treats. Fill your mouth until your cheeks puff out like a hamster’s. Ah, wonderful, I haven’t produced such a bounty in quite some time. Eat my treasures, my treasured feces consumer, indulge more, lick your fingers clean. You are my top choice for this task, chew, swallow. Indeed, such delightful flavors I possess. Smear the remnants all over your face, chest. Behold, you are now a vision of beauty. Excellent slave, consume my treasures, grow accustomed to this delightful habit, you are my personal toilet. A touch unsavory, perhaps, but nothing to fret over. Push it back down, I adore this so. I can see the joy in your eyes as you consume my offerings.