Prepare yourself for a tantalizing lunch experience. Fetch me some fresh fruit, darling, and don’t forget your plate. Here, allow me to enhance the flavor for you. Indulge in the pleasurable process of consuming my artfully crafted excrement atop the fruit. Savor each bite, ensuring you relish every morsel. What’s that? You find it scrumptious, you delectable scoundrel? Excellent! I eagerly await your complete consumption of this delectable spread. Neglect to comply, and you shall find yourself resting comfortably near the toilet bowl this eve. Consume with fervor, or I shall generously bestow a warm, golden shower upon your unsuspecting mouth. Diligently lick your plate clean, for you are but a mere speck in the grand scheme of my dominance. Embrace your role as my ever-devoted fecal enthusiast, and await the sumptuous evening surprise I’ve prepared for your eager palate within my very bowels.