You’ve been lying in the toilet bowl for days, bored and waiting. But I’m here to entertain you. Open your mouth wide, I have a treat for you. I’ve been constipated for two days, and now you have the pleasure of consuming all the waste that has accumulated inside me. Open wider, my dear latrine, as my big shit fills your mouth and throat. Eat, chew, swallow, and enjoy, for this is just the beginning. Soon, I’ll be back to fill you up again.
Are you asleep? Open your eyes, toilet bowl! I’ve brought you supplements. I promised to return, and here I am. Open your mouth quickly and swallow without chewing. I think I have diarrhea. Get ready, open your throat, and let the shit slide in. Yes, that’s it, latrine, you should always be ready for any shit, solid or liquid, and in any quantities. I’ve fed you well today, but don’t relax, my husband returns from his business trip this evening.