Ah, my new latrine, how fortunate you are. Scarcely a day has passed since your arrival, and you’ve been treated to a grand feast. My slave woman has graced us with her presence and, I believe, she’s brought with her a most delectable case of diarrhea. Open wide, for you must consume this bounty at once, and swiftly. Indeed, her excrement is a rare delicacy, one that you must savor. Relish it, for I shall soon visit you and bestow upon you an even greater gift – a warm, fragrant shit in your ever-obliging toilet mouth.
“Open wide, my latrine, and swallow. Ah, what a relief it is to see you so eager. Indeed, you are adapting quickly to your new role – a commendable effort. You shall make an excellent receptacle for waste.”
“How fortunate you are, indeed. I find myself compelled to defecate once more, such is the quality of your service. You have done well, my latrine, and I reward you with another helping of waste. Today, I grant you a double portion of excrement, a true honor.”