Ah, latrine, there you lie in anticipation of your next meal – my excrement. Open wide, for I am about to defecate into your waiting maw. You’re accustomed to consuming my waste, and I must say, it brings me great pleasure to feel your mouth on my backside as I relieve myself. Chew faster and swallow immediately, I command! Such cruel feces, you must consume it faster than I can produce it. What are you mumbling about? You’re full? Lie there and enjoy the taste of waste in your mouth, for my slave woman will be by in the evening to feed you even more.