Today, Maya is experiencing a bout of diarrhea, and she has a generous offering for you, dear latrine. Open wide and welcome the cascade of delightful mess entering your mouth. Embrace the slippery texture and savor the unique flavor as you swallow it all. Remember, you are the receptacle, the toilet bowl, the latrine, and it’s your duty to accept every morsel that comes your way. Fail to comply, and you’ll be subjected to a force-feeding session, with a toilet brush as the implement of choice to ensure that you consume every last bit of this special treat.