Feces consumption is a regular part of our lives, and there are instances when the frequency escalates, even multiple times a day. A particular day comes to mind, where soft, stringy waste was released on five different occasions. The exhaustion in my rear end was evident, but the sense of relief that followed was immense. I had emptied my bowels completely, leaving no residue behind.
The thought of flushing all that nutritious waste down the toilet seemed unfortunate, as someone else could have benefited from it. But fear not, my toilet slave would soon arrive, ready and eager to consume my daily offerings. This is an efficient waste-free production, a double processing system that ensures no sustenance goes to waste.
Anticipation fills me as I prepare to relieve myself once more. The warmth and softness of the stool is delightful, and the absence of my toilet slave is regrettable. However, I am confident that my faithful shit-eater will be present soon, eager to consume every morsel I have to offer. With each passing day, my waste disposal expert will be here, ready to enjoy my offerings and maintain our mutually beneficial relationship.