A slave woman, anxious and restless, wrestled with the question of what gift to bring to a birthday party. Her master, noticing her distress, offered a peculiar yet thoughtful solution: take a shit and present it as a gift. After all, attention and genuine effort are what truly matter. With a package and pump at her disposal, she relieved herself, filled the package with the “bunch of shit,” and found that her gift was surprisingly substantial. A shocking yet heartfelt offering, her gift was sure to make an impression and bring laughter to the gathering.