The toilet bowl will not forget the events of my birthday party anytime soon. Yesterday, a slave arrived to serve four women, eating our excrement and drinking our urine. This morning, I filled his mouth with a massive pile of feces, his toilet mouth nearly cracking from the sheer amount. But I was there to help, feeding him piece by piece. Be grateful, you worthless creature, that I deign to feed you with my own hands. Know that this is just the beginning. This time, you ate all the shit in my house for three days, but next time, I will leave you in my toilet for two weeks. You will eat whatever comes out of my ass and anyone else’s, day after day. You have never eaten so much shit before, but you will, and you will still eat more.