As I had forewarned, my playful mood can often lead to unpredictable behavior. On this particular occasion, I was inspired to explore the sensation of defecation while wearing a realistic strap-on dildo. The experience was surprisingly pleasant, as I could feel the movements of my bowels through the wall of my vagina and into the faux phallus. The sensation was so enticing that I couldn’t resist the urge to test the limits of this unique experience.