It was a beautiful day. Maya had just discovered that she was expecting and excitedly ran over to me, eager to savor her favorite treat: consuming excrement. A sizable turd emerged from my anus, landing right in her outstretched palm. Her eyes sparkled with anticipation and desire as she prepared to consume the excrement. She savored every bite and turned her head to the side, elegantly belching for the camera. She is, without a doubt, an aristocrat who does everything with grace. As I watched her, my own arousal surged like Niagara Falls. I am so proud of her – Maya, the most exceptional excrement-eater of all my lovers.